In unrelated (to anything) news…
I’ve accidentally called my boyfriend “Sherlock” out loud at least 5 times now. LUCKILY he wasn’t present for any of these. So far. …I may have a problem. <3
I’ve accidentally called my boyfriend “Sherlock” out loud at least 5 times now. LUCKILY he wasn’t present for any of these. So far. …I may have a problem. <3
Based on a true story (ish). Those times when you do everything you should and it still happens, I’m convinced that this is why. I do apologize thatthis mass of TMI is the first remotely artistic thing i’ve done in a while (and that it’s super lazy) but as they say, misery drives art (or something like that). ><
Also, because I think some resizing happened, here’s the text if it’s unreadable to you:
-Hey girlfriend
-oh hey VENGEFUL SPIRIT OF GIRLS WHO DIED VIRGINS. What brings you here?
-Seems you had great sex today
-Yeah it was awesome.
-yeah… we can’t have that. I’m gonna have to give you a UTI.
-Goddamnit.
-Well, see you later then. (:
-Ugh… yeah.
So hi followers, if there are any of you left. A couple months ago I got a job. Since then, I haven’t posted anything, as I’ve been busy trying to get my shit together. I’m trying to fix that from here on out. It won’t be just Sherlock stuff, it’ll be whatever pops into my head, (which still relates to Sherlock fairly often) but there will be posting! Oh yes, there will be posting. So get your commenting fingers ready, folks! I’m back! :D
Army doctor gazing across the sofa
staring at a man that he likes to touch
if at any time he’s eating jam, he’ll be by his side
but he doesn’t realize he loves him so much
but all the fucking just ain’t helping at all
he still can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble
he’s fighting Moriarty the best way he knows how
with a fake body laying cold in the gutter
listen to me
Don’t go chasing masterminds
please stick to the murderers and thieves that you’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it your way or nothing at all
but I think you’re gonna get hurt.
Alone in my living room at 1am, I gave that fucker a standing ovation. There are no words for that level of brilliance. All the love.